The Science Behind The Floozy Wiggle

The Science Behind The Floozy Wiggle

You, my dear, have been spotted (Sterling Stage Festival of Art).  It's not our fault for filming you... you just floozy wiggle so well:

Steps on how to perfect the floozy wiggle:

(1) Find a large crowd where dancey music is playing to exploit your expertise.

(2) Pick a tight fitting outfit that is at least 10 years younger than your age.

(3) Begin by swaying your hips back in forth.

(4) Add in little knee dips.

(5) Sing along, very loudly.  Animate!

(6) Put up an arm or two above head level and wiggle your way down to the floor.

(7) Remember, a solo floozy wiggle is just fine, but the best floozy wiggles travel in packs.*

*If you need to find a floozy pack, go to Empire on Thursday night when Just Joe is playing.  Those nights are running deep with the floozes who have gotten their wiggle down to a science.  Hint, get there early to secure a spot right in front of Just Joe's face, that's where they meet.